10. Your instructor cites Wikipedia in their lecture.
9. Hearing "Step 1" sends chills down your spine.
8. You snack A LOT.
7. Four words: high yield, low yield.
6. You plan your life around test dates.
5. You have no problems discussing a cadaver dissection while eating. Or discussing food while dissecting a cadaver.
4. You stress that you're not stressed enough.
3. Having lunch with your friends involves laptop computers.
2. You feel helpless if you go anywhere without your computer.
1. You can't listen to people speak at length without having the urge to speed them up to 1.5 or 2x speed.
What would you add to this list?
This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI would add, you feel guilty every second that you're not studying.
And, your jokes stop making sense to anyone not directly involved with medicine.